12 MLB Records So Absurd They Shouldn’t Exist

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Last Updated: June 17th, 2026 by Michael Schatz

Baseball’s record books are filled with extraordinary achievements that defy belief. From marathon pitching performances to lightning-fast games, these obscure accomplishments tell the story of America’s pastime in its most remarkable moments. Join us as we explore some of the most fascinating records that even the most devoted fans might not know about.

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The Day Baseball’s Shortest Player Drew Four Walks

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On August 19, 1951, Eddie Gaedel made baseball history as the shortest player ever to appear in a Major League game. Standing just 3 feet 7 inches tall, Gaedel walked to the plate wearing uniform number “1/8” for the St. Louis Browns. Detroit Tigers pitcher Bob Cain couldn’t find the diminutive strike zone, walking Gaedel on four straight pitches in what would be his only Major League appearance.

Johnny Vander Meer’s Back-to-Back No-Hitters: A Record That Can Only Be Tied

Johnny Vander Meer pitching during his legendary back-to-back no-hitters.
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In June 1938, Cincinnati Reds pitcher Johnny Vander Meer achieved what many consider baseball’s most unbreakable record. He threw consecutive no-hitters against the Boston Bees and Brooklyn Dodgers, making history that can only be tied, never broken. The second no-hitter came in the first night game at Brooklyn’s Ebbets Field, adding another layer of magic to this incredible achievement.

The 1-0 Game That Lasted Only 51 Minutes

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On September 28, 1919, the New York Giants defeated the Philadelphia Phillies in what remains the fastest nine-inning game ever played. The contest lasted just 51 minutes, with Jesse Barnes of the Giants outdueling Lee Meadows. In an era of four-hour games, this quick-paced affair seems almost mythical.

Charles ‘Old Hoss’ Radbourn’s 59 Complete Games in One Season

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In 1884, Charles “Old Hoss” Radbourn completed an astonishing 59 games for Providence, winning an incredible 59 of them. In an era before pitch counts and relief specialists, Radbourn threw 678.2 innings that season. This iron-man performance stands as one of baseball’s most unbreakable records.

The Player Who Hit Into Four Triple Plays

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Brooks Robinson, despite being one of baseball’s greatest players, holds an unfortunate record: he hit into four triple plays during his career. The Hall of Fame third baseman’s incredible defensive skills couldn’t help him avoid this dubious distinction, which stands as one of baseball’s most peculiar records.

Will White’s 680 Innings Pitched in a Single Season

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In 1879, Will White of the Cincinnati Reds pitched an incredible 680 innings in a single season, completing 75 games. For perspective, modern pitchers rarely exceed 200 innings in a season. This record, set in baseball’s infancy, will likely stand forever in the era of pitch counts and specialized bullpens.

The Game Where Every Player Had Exactly One Hit

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On May 12, 1972, in a game between the Cubs and Padres, every starting player in the lineup recorded exactly one hit. This statistical anomaly has never been repeated in MLB history, making it one of baseball’s most peculiar coincidences.

Tony Lazzeri’s 11 RBIs in a Single Game

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On May 24, 1936, Yankees second baseman Tony Lazzeri drove in 11 runs in a single game against the Athletics, including two grand slams. This American League record stood for decades and remains one of baseball’s most impressive single-game achievements.

The Only Unassisted Triple Play in World Series History

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In Game 5 of the 1920 World Series, Cleveland second baseman Bill Wambsganss completed the only unassisted triple play in World Series history. He caught a line drive, stepped on second base, and tagged the runner coming from first, creating a moment of baseball magic that has never been repeated on the Fall Classic stage.

Joe Nuxhall: The Youngest MLB Player Ever at 15

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On June 10, 1944, during World War II, the Cincinnati Reds called up 15-year-old Joe Nuxhall to pitch. At 15 years, 316 days old, he remains the youngest player ever to appear in a Major League game. This record, set during the unique circumstances of wartime baseball, will likely stand forever due to modern age restrictions.

The Time a Player Stole Second, Third, and Home in the Same Inning… Twice

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Ty Cobb, the Georgia Peach, accomplished one of baseball’s most remarkable feats by stealing second, third, and home in the same inning on two separate occasions in 1911. This display of baserunning prowess showcased why Cobb was considered one of the game’s most dynamic players.

Nolan Ryan’s Seven No-Hitters: The Impossible Standard

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Nolan Ryan’s seven career no-hitters stand as perhaps baseball’s most untouchable record. The Express threw his first no-hitter in 1973 and his last in 1991 at age 44, spanning nearly two decades of dominance. The next closest pitcher has just four no-hitters, illustrating the astronomical nature of Ryan’s achievement.